Where have you been?

O blog, how I have abandoned thee.

Here is a run down of bad guys taken down since I last posted:

• Joker
• Killer Croc
• Riddler
• Harley Quinn
• Joker
• Alien invaders
• Robin (I told him to keep his part of the cave clean)
• Joker
• Magneto (in some crazy cross-dimension thing)
• <>and Joker

I swear to god I am going to go over to Arkham and review their locks!

I laugh at all the criminals who are now complaining about petrol for their get-away cars. Ha! As I mentioned before I drive a converted (or pimped) Toyota Prius. As such fuel shortages do not worry this Dark Knight.

I have been doing some research. If my calculations are correct then the Steelers are looking good to take AFC. I have pre-ordered my new jersey and it should be here soon. Here is a crude artist’s impression. Very, very crude.

Well that killed ten minutes of “downtime between robberies and murders here in Gotham. So long and keep your nose clean!