Wednesday, November 16, 2005

It seems that I have been “flamed” by Kon El (aka Superboy). To the right is a photo I found of the younger El. Looks like he's stopped wearing that mullet, finally. The image was hard to obtain as a Google image search of Kol El required me to wade through masses of "fan art".

Kon you will be happy to know that most of these were homoerotic images.

I personally had no idea that you swung that way but I wish you luck in your alternate lifestyle.

Your obvious comeback is to insult my relationship with Robin. So let’s get it out in the open: I can’t stand him. Goddamn little know-it-all punk! Always trying to show me up!

My only love is the city of Gotham......and occasionally Catwoman. But not Halle Berry, she’s gross. I prefer the Lee Meriwether version or maybe the Salma Hayek version (which only exists in my dreams). She’s a sweet piece of tail (ho ho).

30 comments:

Verity Kindle said...

Um, that first picture of Kon-El. Two words: Padded. Codpiece.

And the second one- she's all claws out and like "These are real! I swear! RAAA! I'm really going to enjoy putting your freshly-ripped out spine on my trophy wall."

Vegeta said...

wow Good shot back Kon doe look very gay there

Kon-El said...

That's not a cod piece it's all me baby! Besides as ugly as that suit was some chick designed it so I wore it to get in her pants. But you wanna Talk about fanart C'mon dude. A search on you brings up pics of you with evreyone from the Joker to the Penguin To Scooby Doo. Now how drunk were u there? and besides i've done something you never had I got me some Amazon Lovin' You may have thought You had some kind chance with Wonder Woman< but she lost a bet! a bet to the flash Bro-ham! The JLA laugh at you behind your back especially your bat nipple phase.And you Vegeta Since when In the name of Rao has a Badass like you started riding the jock of losers like Bat Man? what happened? Bulma Neuter you or Something?

Verity Kindle said...

Heh wait, who's Bulma?

Barry Man said...

Vegeta's Wife

Batman said...

Man,

Is it just me or is Kon sounding more and more like the guy from American Pie who never actually got laid?

Verity Kindle said...

Just a wee bit defensive, aren't we?
= )

Gaia said...

Friggen gay-ass. I say you hunt him down and kill him. Show him what someone with 'no powers' can do to a little bugger like him.

Anonymous said...

just a question for batman, what did you make Robin dress up for on Halloween to fullfill your sick pedafile fetishes?

Kon-el said...

I 'll tell ya What Batsy will do! Nothin' He knows Where I am. Hell I found a little bat shaped survelince device in my freakin' shower He'to afraid to fight me. No all he's gonna do is is Telll Superman on me. And go back to having Sick little fantasies about him. Too bad Kal's Married to a woman.

Bip said...

I believe the quote was, "You get Superman into a truck stop bathroom and you won't need kryptonite to bring him to his knees."

And yes Superman is married to a woman...a woman who did not know Superman was Clark Kent because of a pair of eyeglasses. This woman is lucky she can tie her shoes.

Verity Kindle said...

Are you sure that you wanna start a flame war by insulting Lois Lane? Because you're treading on verrrrry thin ice, scooter. Lex Luthor was fooled by the glasses too, along with lots of other evil-genius types! How do you explain that?

Vegeta said...

Freakin' Super hypnotisim And Kon You better be ready to back up your words with your fists Because You forgot I know where you are Cough !Smalville Cough! Kent farm Cough Excuse me I had a little cough attack Like Kon is about to meet My final shine attack!

Son Goku said...

oh great Good work there Kon You got Vegeta Angry Now I'm going to have to stop him from going to The Ke---- I mean where your at and stomping you down The questioning his man hood. oh that, that doesn't make him even more pshycotic than normal. If I stop him you owe me big time.

Kon -El said...
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Verity Kindle said...

And the Oscar goes to......Kon-El!!!! for his delightfully over-the-top work in the film "To Love and Pad in Secret: The Kon-El Story"

Woooo! Speech, speech!!!!!!

Vegeta said...

Heh ! And yet I was no where near there the kid needs to stay off the drugs, there bad for him Now we know were all the women he slept with came from.

Superman said...

Ok It's time To end this. Bru--- I mean Batman OI'm sorry about Kon I think he's just bored in in a small town. I'll take care of this. And you Vegeta, I expect this kind of behavior From Kon But your a grown man, with grown children. I'm tempted to put you 2 idiots on some uninhabited planet and let you kill each other. But Rembember, Your only allowed to keep your freedom if you stay out of trouble, or do you rembemer the fact that you used to be wanted for terroizing Galaxies. I don't want L.E.G.I.O.N. coming to Earth breathing down Goku's neck Batman If Kon starts this up again I want you to call me, I'll put a stop to it. but for now I'm taking his computer.

Verity Kindle said...

Hmm..taking his computer..... I would like some clarification on the nature of Superman's relationship with Kon-El? Are you his dad or his parole officer or what? I swear I won't tell anybody or give away any secret identities. I must know!

The Watcher said...

He is a clone made from half Superman's Half Lex Luthor's DNA. After He found this out Superman Had him live with his foster parents. Kon Thanks of Superman as his father.

Verity Kindle said...

Aww.. that's sweet. Kon-El has two daddies. Why is his name Kon-El? Why not call him Clex? Or Kaluthor?

Verity Kindle said...

Also, how in the name of Antonio Banderas did they get a sample of Superman's DNA? His skin is indestructible.

Anonymous said...

Good question. he was made after Death of Superman So maybe they got some of Superman's blood.that Dooms day spilt. How they knew they getting Superman's blood and not Doomsday's thus having a half lex Half Doomsdsay is anyone's guess.

Verity Kindle said...

Yeah, I forgot that the Cadmus scientists stole Superman's body, did tests, etc.
Did Doomsday even have blood, though? Also, half-Lex, half-Doomsday = an eight-foot-tall, bald, gray apeman with delusions of grandeur.
hehehehehehehe That would be AWESOME!!!! Too bad that never happened- oh well, at least we have Kon-El.

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-Ti

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Bip said...

Hiding from the "s" clan maybe?

Vegeta said...

Sigh it looks like Kon-el or earth 2 superman kiled him. R.I.P. Batman

Verity Kindle said...

awwww.. they got him! what the crap, y'all?! Was it Kon-El? Batman, speak to us from beyond the grave and identify the son of a motherless goat who did it.

Bip said...

Crap and this isent the Marvel universe...He can't come back right away.