Sunday, November 19, 2006

Gotham is currently too safe, and I’m bored so let’s see what’s in the news today?

Ex-Russian Spy Poisoned In London. Hmmm, sounds interesting; but a little too far out of my jurisdiction.

Nintendo Wii has peaceful, plentiful launch in US: the Justice League had that covered just in case there were riots.

Musharraf, Blair Meet: Reiterate Resolve to Combat Terrorism: maybe it’s just me but… if you can’t punch something in the face then you want to be careful about combating it. I mean I have fought some crazy looking things (usually from space) and even they will usually have a face to punch.

Tom and Katie's fairytale wedding: Speaking of face-punching...

13 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Don't punch Katie, she's kind of cute.

Oh wait, did you mean Tom? Yeah, punch away.

Kon-El said...

Yeah but if ya punch Tom in the face, and he's so crazy will he feel it?

Deadpool said...

I can make Gotham less safe if you want. $200 and 5 minutes alone with Batgirl.

Deadpool said...

And punch Katie too, she ruined your last movie.

bluelily18 said...

Yes, please punch Tom. I mean he's gorgeous, but INSANE! Maybe you'll knock some sense into him.

- said...

Batman I expect all constigency plans on all JSA and Outsiders members, as of now. It seems that we have a glitch on our system, though it is nice to know that all of your systems are up and running. A personal note though, try and resist hurting Tom untill you find what is justified as murder-in-defense in Italy.
From your fellow leaguer Wonder Woman.
X

Kid Flash said...

Tom Crazy is surrounded by such a HUGE ego it would probably act like some kind of telekinetic defense shield.

Anonymous said...

Riots over the Wii? I sure hope the Justice League only sent the Wonder Twins and their monkey. That remote control game controller is going to bomb. Bring back the Atari 2600 joystick instead of pushing the Wii on gamers.

Seriously though I dig you blog. Massive Batfan here. I will be back.

Unknown said...

Hmmmm.

Yes I too have the same affliction as you Batman. Who'd have thought we both suffer from the need to read the paper to make up for our lack of ideas for our blogs.

Oh thats right I don't suffer from that.

Loser.

Love you all

Lin

Vince Briefs said...

Tell Hottie Cass I said "hi"

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Anonymous said...

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/myfox/pages/ContentDetail?contentId=4207595

Batman movie shooting appears to have wrapped up in Chicago with a bang

Go deep into this and you'll see pictures of the latest Joker...plus Batmobile

Anonymous said...

Damn it Batman! Where are you? Please Blog again.
The Mallet